Three more pounds and I'm eating a Hostess Orange Cupcake.
Maybe two. Screw carrots. I hate carrots.
Listen to this one. I'm reading a health-type magazine just before, and there's a letter sent in to a column called "You Asked Us." This has got to be the out-and-out stupidest question I've ever seen. (If you wrote it, well, I'm sorry, but you had it coming.)
"Are there guidelines for how much water children should drink? I'm convinced that often when my kids think they're hungry, they're actually thirsty."
Can you spell M-I-C-R-O-M-A-N-A-G-E?
Unless this woman's children are
- days old
- not actually human beings
someone needs to tell her that human beings will generally know if they are thirsty. Hunger is trickier, as many people know; it's not uncommon to think you're hungry when you really just feel like eating. Yes, no? But she thinks her children can't tell when they're thirsty? I mean, I know that you might have to remind them to drink more when it's really hot, or they've been very active. They're too busy to think about it. That's not the same as not knowing the difference.
Maybe it's just me. But this one seems just stupid.
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